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WorstOfBreed_
We make bad software.
Welcome to the premier destination for Resume-Driven Development, Over-Engineering, and Resume-Padding. Why build simple solutions when you can build a distributed monolith managed by 4 different committees?
What "Experts" Say
"Implementing a blockchain to store user session data was the logical next step for our todo app. Decentralization is the future of cookies." Web3 Disruptor
"Thanks to Worst of Breed, we successfully migrated our 500-line PHP script to a Kubernetes cluster with 12 microservices. Latency increased by 4000%, but our resume value skyrocketed!" Fortune 500 Company
"Micro-frontends allowed us to have 6 different versions of React in production simultaneously. The bundle size is 14MB, but the teams are autonomous!" SaaS Platform
"We rewrote our landing page in Rust. It takes 40 minutes to compile, but we are web scale now." Tech Twitter Influencer
"Finally, a framework that understands that complexity IS the product. We now spend 90% of our time configuring YAML and 10% coding. Perfection." Stealth Mode Startup
"Implementing a blockchain to store user session data was the logical next step for our todo app. Decentralization is the future of cookies." Web3 Disruptor
"Thanks to Worst of Breed, we successfully migrated our 500-line PHP script to a Kubernetes cluster with 12 microservices. Latency increased by 4000%, but our resume value skyrocketed!" Fortune 500 Company
"Micro-frontends allowed us to have 6 different versions of React in production simultaneously. The bundle size is 14MB, but the teams are autonomous!" SaaS Platform
"We rewrote our landing page in Rust. It takes 40 minutes to compile, but we are web scale now." Tech Twitter Influencer
"Finally, a framework that understands that complexity IS the product. We now spend 90% of our time configuring YAML and 10% coding. Perfection." Stealth Mode Startup
"Implementing a blockchain to store user session data was the logical next step for our todo app. Decentralization is the future of cookies." Web3 Disruptor
"Thanks to Worst of Breed, we successfully migrated our 500-line PHP script to a Kubernetes cluster with 12 microservices. Latency increased by 4000%, but our resume value skyrocketed!" Fortune 500 Company
"Micro-frontends allowed us to have 6 different versions of React in production simultaneously. The bundle size is 14MB, but the teams are autonomous!" SaaS Platform
"We rewrote our landing page in Rust. It takes 40 minutes to compile, but we are web scale now." Tech Twitter Influencer
"Finally, a framework that understands that complexity IS the product. We now spend 90% of our time configuring YAML and 10% coding. Perfection." Stealth Mode Startup
Our Manifesto
- COMPLEXITY over Simplicity
- PROCESS over People
- TOOLS over Solutions
- RESUME over Value
// We are Worst of Breed.
