Butt dial // Booty call

Father figure // Dad bod

Home schooled // House trained

Manual labor // Hand job

Forest fire // Amazon Kindle-Brian Smiley

Casual sex // Lightrail

Blanket statement // Pillow talk // Cover story

Community building // Fraternity house

Nap room // Sleeper cell

Geometric mean // Circle jerk-Aric Floyd

Bottom feeder // Ass eater-Cardi B

Unit vector // One Direction-Eric Neyman

Quick sort // Short order-Joe Reeve

Private island // Secret Key-Phil Parker

Underdog // Subwoofer-Richard Ngo

Crimson Tide // Red Sea-Ricki Heicklen

Economy class // Saving grace-Skye Hersh

Union Jack // Mutual masturbation-SYAS

LessWrong // Down Bad-Brian Smiley

Cow tools // Intimidation tactics

Fast fashion // Taylor Swift // Quick Fix

Workers' party // Helper function

Drink menu // Spirit guide-Jacob Falkovich

Arm wrestling // Gun Control-Aric Floyd

Full moon // Fertile Crescent-Aric Floyd

Speed limit // Amphetamine shortage-Brian Smiley

Wire transfer // Electric slide-Brian Smiley

Manhole cover // Buttplug-Brian Smiley

Criminal record // Connotation // Prison letters-Chana Messinger

Scared money // Chicken tender-Dan Keys

Service elevator // Utility maximizer-Drake Thomas

Sex symbol // Pound sign-Drake Thomas

Wave function // Beach party-Eliana Lorch

Unionized // Discharged-Richard Ngo

Hard drive // Rocky road-Ricki Heicklen

Speed date // Fast day-Ricki Heicklen

Guard rails // Halter tops-Ricki Heicklen

Late Bell // Dead Ringer-Ricki Heicklen, Brian Smiley

Scene change // Bitcoin-Skye Hersh

Grass fed // Field agent-Jacob Falkovich

Quick jab // Prompt injection-Nathan Young

Tollbooths // Bill Gates-Brian Smiley

Security Setings // Stock Options-Brian Smiley

Apple Home // Macbeth-Brian Smiley

Bond Movie // Cling Film-Chana Messinger

Microgravity // Mug-Brian Smiley

Smarty pants // Intelligence briefs-Dave Kasten

Pascal's wager // Bar bet-Drake Thomas

Foggy bottom // Smoking ass

TED talk // Edward Said

Nuts and bolts // Comes and goes // Humpty Dumpty // Pump and dump

Midjourney // Intermission-Brian Smiley

Terminal value // Gate number-Brian Smiley

Unparalleled // Misaligned-Owen Cotton-Barratt, Stephen Casper

Party trick // Ball gag-Phil Parker

Cancel culture // Anti-bacterial-SYAS

House money // Cottage cheese // Home payment-Dan Keys + Stephen Casper

Iron man // Female

Turing machine // Homogeneous system-Linch Zhang

Earnings call // Payphone-Saul Munn

Integral Calculus // Keystone-Brian Smiley

Okay Boomer // KPop-Nathan Young

Stage Right // Set Aside // Stage Left-Phil Parker

Pascal's Wager // Bar Bet-Nathan Young

Hey Jude // Yosemite-Ricki Heicklen

Ratfic // Tattletale-Lily Jordan

Hypothesis // Understatement-Brian Smiley, Drake Thomas

Bank Security // Coast Guard-Brian Smiley

Downton // Featherweight-Brian Smiley

Course selection // Class discrimination

Minor correction // Key change-Aric Floyd, Chana Messinger

Framingham // Pig pen-Brian Smiley

Telephone pole // Call log-Brian Smiley

Jumbo shrimp // Majority // Big Short-Brian Smiley, Linch Zhang

Birth order // Labor force-Dan Keys

Local girl // Near miss-Dan Keys

Dark horse // Nightmare-Eric Neyman

Gut punch // Loot box-Phil Parker

Chicken coop // Cock cage-Phil Parker

Fish market // Poisson distribution-Stephen Casper

Harmonic mean // Constructive criticism-Stephen Casper

White onion // Lightbulb-Brian Smiley

Can opener // Fire starter-Jake Eaton

Lip service // Rim job-Evžen Wybitul

Playbill // Fake Money-Brian Smiley

Pen Pal // Cellmate-Chana Messinger

Turbo Mode // Fast Fashion-Rosie Campbell

Viceroy // Sinking-Brian Smiley

Emancipation Proclamation // Free Speech-Brian Smiley

Update // High Time-Adam Scherlis

Defiance // Unbetrothed-Nathan Young

Court Reporter // Bench Press-Lily Jordan

Original Sin // New Wave-Michael Byun

Comedy Club // Snickers Bar-Brian Smiley

Shellshock // Surface Charge-Brian Smiley

Knuckle Sandwich // Bone Meal-Brian Smiley

Quiet Place // Shroom-Toby

No Shit // Bar Stool-Dan Keys

Blood vessel // Relationship-Drake Thomas

Cold hard truth // Spiked iced tea

Graphing calculator // Plot device-Aric Floyd

Diversity statement // Minority report-Brian Smiley

Power brakes // Battery Park-Brian Smiley

Produce section // Make room-Brian Smiley

Waterbill // Welfare-Brian Smiley

Takeout container // Murder case-Nix Goldowsky-Dill

Platform ecosystem // Shelf life-Owen Cotton-Barratt

Negative correlation // Toxic relationship-Ricki Heicklen

Fair trade // Lightswitch-Rajashree Agrawal

Speed stick // Hurricane-Jacob Falkovich

Profit // High Fashion-Brian Smiley

Rough Patch // Course Correction-Phil Parker

Bet on Love // Stake Through The Heart-Brian Smiley

Content Creator // Peacemaker-Adam Scherlis

Presidential Powers // Executive Function // Killer App-Brian Smiley

Come Full Circle // O-Ring-Brian Smiley

Cat Eye // Purview-Brian Smiley

Metanarrative // Facebook Account-Lily Jordan

Paper Grade // Pagerank-Linchuan Zhang

Briefcase // Speedy Trial-Brian Smiley

Microchips // Small Fries-Elliot Teperman

Peacock // Veggie Sausage-Brian Smiley

Emotion // Constant velocity // Pirate-Aric Floyd

Point blank // Vector space-Aric Floyd

Floor plan // Story plot-Aric Floyd

Centrifuge // Coinbase-Brian Smiley

Deer country // Stagnation-Brian Smiley

Scroll lock // Document seal-Brian Smiley

Operating system // Surgical procedure-Dan Keys

Hot take // Fire sale-Maxwell Tabarrok

Cleveland // Break ground-Nathan Young

Musical lineup // Instrumental convergence-Ricki Heicklen

Pregame // Foreplay-Ricki Heicklen

Jewelry thief // Golden retreiver-Ross Rheingans-Yoo

Hamming circle // Pork pi(e)-Stephen Casper, Ricki Heicklen

Palestine // Light beer-Daniel Filan

Crossword // Hate speech-Brian Smiley

Stick vacuum // Cocksucker-Brian Smiley

Case sensitive // Legal tender-Ross Trudeau

Small intestine // Semicolon-Brian Smiley

Trustbuster // Oathbreaker-Brian Smiley

Extraordinary // Super Basic-Brian Smiley

Maker's Mark // Btzelem Elohim-Chana Messinger

Invisible Hand // Phantom Limb-Sam Rosen

Table Manners // Counter Culture-Phil Parker

Paddington // Download // Featherweight // Wingspan-Phil Parker

Prometheus Unbound // Free Delivery-Brian Smiley

Club Hit // Gang Bang-Brian Smiley

Denmark // Cave Painting-Aric Floyd

Legal Brief // Just In Time-Jacob Falkovich

Subset // Low Class // Bottom Bracket-Ricki Heicklen

Wine Glasses // Beer Goggles-Scott Alexander

Left Behind // Sinister Six-Brian Smiley

Drama Teacher // Stage Coach-Aric Floyd

Truck Driver // Semiconductor-Adam Scherlis

Flatbread // Rent Money-Lily Jordan

Phoenix // Debt Cancellation-Brian Smiley

Excommunication // Twitter DM-Brian Smiley

Sleeping Bag // Napsack-Nathan Young

Solid State Drive // Ice Truck-Brian Smiley

Menu // Boys School-Brian Smiley

Abortion Debate // Stop Fighting-Brian Smiley

Tea Party // Truth Social-Adam Scherlis

Air Gap // Windbreaker-Rocket

Big Break // Long Division-Elliot Teperman

Pascal Triangle // Pressure Point-Brian Smiley

Beer Batter // Alcohol Abuse-Adam Scherlis

Ends of the Earth // Finland-Adam Scherlis

Mass Extinction // Weight Loss-Dan Keys

Cold Fusion // Cool Cat-Ross Rheingans-Yoo

Breezeblock // Windshield-Brian Smiley

Blues scale // Depressed growth-Rajashree Agrawal

Evergreen // Extrovert

Show business // Proof of work-Brian Smiley

Funky // Grand opening-Chana Messinger

Road head // Street smarts

Jumper cable // Skipping rope-Alex Young

Lit match // Good game-Alex Young

Whole Foods // Complete mess-Aric Floyd

Picture frame // Movie setting-Brian Smiley

Pub etiquette // Barcode-Chana Messinger

Rock musician // Peter Singer-Linch Zhang

Post scarcity // Inbox zero-Nathan Young

Joint venture // Weed trip-Stephen Casper

Rich imagery // Dick pic-Jacob Falkovich

Jew lover // Semitrailer-Jacob Falkovich

Orthogonality thesis // Declaration of Independence-Aric Floyd

Natural log // Native tree-Stephen Casper

Graveyard // Savage Garden-Brian Smiley

Mailman // Reply Guy-Dan Keys

Airpod // Gas Tank-Brian Smiley

Left Justification // Woke Ideology-Brian Smiley

Candy Crush // Sweetheart-Chana Messinger

Contour // Bad Trip-Phil Parker

Counterculture // Antibacterial-Ricki Heicklen

USB Power // Port Authority-Michael Byun

Crackpot // Super Bowl-Jacob Falkovich

Balance Sheet // Equitable-Jacob Falkovich

Photosynthesis // Image Generation-Joshua Goller

Deep Learning // Low Class-Brian Smiley

Jet Fuel // Black Coffee-Adam Scherlis

Cellmate // Phone Sex

Treasury Department // Breadboard-Adam Scherlis

IMAX // Vision Pro-Brian Smiley

First Degree Murder // Cold Blooded-Stephen Casper

Move Fast and Break Things // Flash Crash-Brian Smiley

Lord Ruler // Imperial Foot-Brian Smiley

Statistical Parity // County Fair-Michael Byun

Side Hustle // Fringe Movement // Flanking Maneuver-Sam Rosen

Men's Suit // Gentlemen's Club-Jacob Falkovich

Fuckboy // Layman-Adam Scherlis

Reverend Bayes // Prior Probability-Rob Miles

Clone War // Replication Crisis-Chana Messinger

Disbursement Plan // Scatterplot-Chana Messinger

Autocorrect // Car Repair-Adam Scherlis

Playground // Dramamine-Adam Scherlis

Alto Sax // Top Brass-Rocket

Girl Talk // Miscommunication-S

Female intuition // Misdirection // Broadway-Chana Messinger, Jacob Falkovich

G20 // IQ Score-Lily Jordan

Speech Therapist // Word Doc-Michael Byun

Understanding // Low Rank-Brian Smiley

Thin Mint // Litecoin-Brian Smiley

Class Warfare // School Shooting-Stephen Casper

Hashtag // Pot Sticker-S

Merchant Vessel // Dealership-Sam Rosen

Door Jamb // Entrance Music-Sam Rosen

Snakecase // Python Package-Brian Smiley

Curtail // Bitchass-Adam Scherlis

Dropbox // Rain Barrel

Unsanctioned // Defined-Brian Smiley

Starboard // Sunbeam // Solar Panel-Dan Keys, Adam Scherlis

Seesaw // Sawblade-Elliot Teperman

Tire Rotation // Flag Twirling-Michael Byun

Artificial Intelligence // Synthetic Data-AA

Cold Case // Freeze Frame-Claude

Eyeball // Watch party-Meabh Murphy

Fishhook // Bass riff-Ashwin

Cleaning bill // Money laundering // Greenwashing-Brian Smiley, Lily Jordan

Baywatch // Naval gazing // Ocean View-Constance Li, Jacob Falkovich

Barnes and Noble // Landed gentry-Linch Zhang

Mobile home // Movie house-Dan Keys

Commit message // Wedding invitation-Brian Smiley

Easy choice // Natural selection-Brian Smiley

Gay marriage ban // Fruity cantaloupe-Brian Smiley

Sever ties // Connecticut-Brian Smiley

Fried bread // Hot money-Hugh Dow

White hot // Firecracker-Brian Smiley

CFAR // Longview-Chana Messinger

Off the shelf // Deplatform-Drake Thomas

Rollcall // Turn signal-Drake Thomas

High horse // Drug mule-Linch Zhang

Prompt engineering // Just-in-time manufacturing-Nathan Young

Charity Case // Nice rack-Alice M

Yellow fever // Gold rush-Stephen Casper

Fake shit // Shampoo-Brian Smiley

Titration // Breast reduction-Nathan Young

Police emotions // Cop a feel-Nathan Young

Light switch // Small change // Minor Revision-Peleg Shilo

Discount buyer // Undertaker-Jacob Falkovich

Novice boxer // Start-up incubator-Jacob Falkovich

Batcave // Clubhouse-Aric Floyd

Work bench // Labor law-Aric Floyd

Newton's law // Binding of Isaac-Stephen Casper

Culinary school // Meal prep-Dan Keys

Dynamic filter // Movie screen // Motion capture // Moving pick-Dan Keys

Maxwell's demon // Utility monster

Key info // Musical note-Rafe Kennedy

Burning man // Flaming homo-Evžen Wybitul

Instakill // Photo finish-Rob Miles

Starcraft // High Fashion-Brian Smiley

Password // Unarmed-Chana Messinger

Gotta Go // Mustafar-Brian Smiley

Clock Hand // Timeline-Chana Messinger

Antifreeze // No Chill-Phil Parker

Organic Chemistry // Natural Charm-Skye Hersh

Break Time // Cleavage-Chana Messinger, Eli Rose

Moisture Meter // Waterlog-Brian Smiley

Moonshine // Flashlight-Ricki Heicklen

West Wing // Sidearm-Aric Floyd

Gangbang // Mass Shooting-Rosie Campbell

Cold Call // Frost Ring-Claude

Frequent Flyer // Daily Mail-Aric Floyd

Sex Drive // Bang Bus-Brian Smiley

Speed Reading // QuickBooks-Rob Miles

Lunatic // Moon Buggy-Brian Smiley

Quatermaster // Money Manager-Linchuan Zhang

Energy Work // High Powered Job-Brian Smiley

Premature Ejaculation // Second Sex-Michael Byun

Poe's Law // Stand Trial-Brian Smiley

Calf Raise // Cow Lift-Brian Smiley

Anal Fissure // Back Crack-Michael Byun

Google Maps // Alphabet City-Chana Messinger

Cash Cow // Feeble-Lily Jordan

Liquidity Crisis // Drinking Problem-Michael Byun

Set Theory // Group Think-Chana Messinger

Corporate Jargon // Body Language-Adam Scherlis

Discord Bot // Unfriendly AI-Brian Smiley

Blunt Trauma // Joint Pain-Rob Miles

Looking Glass // C-Cup-Brian Smiley

Starship // Celebrity Couple-Adam Scherlis

Average Joe // Medium Coffee-Jacob Falkovich

Decaf Coffee // GI Joe-@keyofgeo

Kaleidoscope // Crash Site-Brian Smiley

Transmission // Gay Agenda-Adam Scherlis

Rock Bottom // Punk Ass-Adam Scherlis

Twitter Ban // Exterminate-Rob Miles

Coin Purse // Dime Bag-Rocket

Game Day // Playdate-Rocket

Line Dance // Wire Tap-Rocket

Lady's Man // Misandry-Brian Smiley

Current Account // Electric Bill-Jacob Falkovich

Scarlet Letter // Red Card-Stephen Casper

Singing Circle // Belt Loop-Adam Scherlis

Civil Liberties // Polite Fiction-Nathan Young

Portland // Wine Country-Rocket

Colorado // Ethnic Conflict-Adam Scherlis

Manatee // Energy Drink-Nathan Young

Street Fair // Vigilante Justice-Adam Scherlis

Firewhiskey // Bootlicker-Michael Byun

Family Law // Bro Code-Sam Rosen

Tombstone // Falling Rocks-Brian Smiley

Bumpy Ride // Hard Drive-Phillip Christoffersen

Land Acknowledgement // Touchdown Celebration-Jacob Falkovich

Carl's Jr. // Charles II-Elliot Teperman

Silverback Gorilla // Agape-Sam Rosen

Bed Linen // Crib Sheet-Rosie Campbell

Absolution // Gastric Acid-Ricki Heicklen

Inverse Function // Poetry Hour-Eli Rose

Miniflask // Klein Bottle-Phillip Christoffersen

Lighthouse // Sunroom-Claude

Backpropogation // Posterior distribution -Rajashree Agrawal

Bush inauguration // Marijuana legalization-Stephen Casper

Endzone // Final destination // Last resort-Linch Zhang, Cole Jackes

Comedy Troupe // Silly Bandz

Charge conservation // Emotional maintenance-Rajashree Agrawal

Right angle // Conservative perspective-Aric Floyd

Ball bearing // Party platform-Aric Floyd

Daily bread // Chronic pain

Elevator music // שיר המעלות

Hard cash // Stale bread

Discord // String of Insults-Jacob Falkovich

Game plot // Toy Story-Jacob Falkovich

Message length // Medium size-Jacob Falkovich

Train route // Practice run-Jacob Falkovich

2-step verification // Dance competition-Aric Floyd

Bear trap // Game stop-Aric Floyd

Biological children // Carbon copies-Aric Floyd

Box office // Case study-Aric Floyd

Comfort zone // Pacific theater // Bedtime stories-Aric Floyd

Good impression // Fine print-Aric Floyd

National anthem // Country music-Aric Floyd

Solid state // Stable government-Aric Floyd

Wire tap // Line dance-Aric Floyd

Believe // Buzz off-Brian Smiley

Dollar store // Money vault-Brian Smiley

Gucci Mane // Nice hair-Brian Smiley

Instrumental values // Music royalties-Brian Smiley

Laptop // Thigh High-Brian Smiley

Litter box // Trash bin-Brian Smiley

Meditation Cushion // Thinkpad-Brian Smiley

Parasite // Second location-Brian Smiley

Perfect pitch // Compelling argument-Brian Smiley

Postmates // Ex lovers-Brian Smiley

Securities fraud // Taking stock-Brian Smiley

Static variable // Charge differential-Brian Smiley

Sudoku // Failed rebellion-Brian Smiley

By the way // Off the derech-Chana Messinger

Core strength // Central tendency-Chana Messinger

Feline // Iron Wire-Chana Messinger

After burners // Post anonymously-Dan Keys

Moving company // Emotional intimacy-Dan Keys

Odds and ends // p-values-Dan Keys

Acid rain // Mushroom cloud-Drake Thomas

Platonic realm // Friendzone-Katja Grace

Two pointer // Double meaning // Dual Use-Katja Grace

Birthday Song // New Age music-Lily Jordan

Tech bro // E-mail-Lily Jordan

Old friend // Stalemate-Nathan Young

Coast line // Bank wire-Ricki Heicklen

Slim shady // Line sketch-Sam Rosen

Snare drum // Trap music-Sam Rosen

Weeping willow // Morning wood

High Society // Drug culture-Brian Smiley

Solar eclipse // Sunblock-Vania

Artificial intelligence // Fake news-William Woof

Hamstrung // Hog tied-Brian Smiley, Sam Rosen

Lab coat // Doggy style-Sam Rosen, Skye Hersh

Coke can // Drug arrest-Stephen Casper

Joint distribution // Drug dealing-Phil Parker

Douchebag // Shower caddy-Stephen Casper

Gaelic // Lesbian kiss-Chana Messinger

End consumer // Ass eater

Gravity field // G-spot-Nathan Young

Bioluminescence // Fleshlight-Sam Rosen

Music critic // Vibrator-Sam Rosen

Order of magnitude // Bulk buy-js

Privilege escalation // Social climbing-js

Thunderclap // Loud applause-Peleg Shilo

Linchpin // Hangnail-Phillip Harris

Principal investigator // Debt inspector-Rajashree Agrawal

Pull up bar // Parking ban-Rajashree Agrawal

Dark souls // Black lives-Jacob Falkovich

Metaphysical // Instagram body-Jacob Falkovich

Near term // Present condition-Jacob Falkovich

Hideout // Bare skin-Aric Floyd

Amtrak // Beeline-Brian Smiley

Oral exam // Dental checkup-Stephen Casper

Super bass // Kingfisher-Stephen Casper

Dog whistle // Cat call-Stephen Casper

Hard to follow story // Scatter(ed) plot-Chana Messinger

Army fatigues // Touring tires-Dan Keys

Han Solo // One China

Alpha males // Amen

Too bad // Double trouble-Nathan Young

Hot dog // Firefox-Sam Rosen

Flamewar // Firefight-Sam Rosen

Hit movie // Snuff film-Everett Worth

Flambeau // Hot stud-Evžen Wybitul

Monolith // Einstein-Rob Miles

Gigachad // Charlemagne-Jose Luis Ricon

Designer Drugs // High Fashion-Brian Smiley

Leaves of Grass // Quitting Weed-Brian Smiley

Loss Leader // Overlord-Nathan Young

Thin Air // Gasoline-Jacob Falkovich

Rent Control // Split Custody-Michael Byun

Alley-oops // Road Accident-Aric Floyd

Libertine // Emancipated Minor-Chana Messinger

French Open // Frog Dissection-Jacob Falkovich

Barman // Stick Figure-Chana Messinger

Starcraft // Pop Art-Brian Smiley

Atlas Fellowship // World Peace-Brian Smiley

Siren's Call // Emergency Contact-Phil Parker

Table Stakes // Counter Proposal-Chana Messinger

Space Exploration // Cavity Search-Joshua Goller

Cancer Cell // Crab Cage-Joshua Goller

Uber Eats // Overbite-Dan Keys

Speed Reading // QuickBooks-Rob Miles

Leap Year // Time Travel-Rosie Campbell

Manifold Love // Polyamory-Dan Keys

Medical Rotation // Spin Doctor-Chana Messinger

Water War // Liquidity Crisis-Aric Floyd

Hit Record // Violent History-Aric Floyd

Will Smith // Get Hammered-Garrison Lovely

West Coast Swing // Californication-Jacob Falkovich

Arts Funding // Cultural Appropriations-Michael Byun

Whipping Cream // Battery Fluid-Jacob Falkovich

Speedrun // Fast Track-Brian Smiley

GrubHub // Food Court-Brian Smiley

Arm Lock // Gun Safe-Joshua Goller

Take Down // Profit Loss-Joshua Goller

False Advertising // Market Cap-Sam Rosen

Love Seat // Sex Swing // Reproduction Furniture-Adam Scherlis

German Empire // Decolonization-Michael Byun

Monopoly Money // Playbill-Brian Smiley

Honey Trap // Sweet Pickle-Elliot Teperman

Vegetative State // Greenland-Sam Rosen

Baggage Drop // Trauma Dump-Ricki Heicklen

Bottom Text // Subscribe-Ricki Heicklen

Oral Sex // Jawbone

Look Again // Seymour-Elliot Teperman

BetterHelp // Rite Aid-Eli Rose

Fine Structure // Tax Basis-Adam Scherlis

High Command // Tall Order-Adam Scherlis

Boundary Condition // Border Crisis-Michael Byun

Mobile Wallet // Phone Bank-Michael Byun

Finite State // Limited Government-Michael Byun

High Time // Stone Age-Elliot Teperman

Universe // Monosyllabic-Chana Messinger

Typeface // Letterhead-S

Girl Power // Mismanagement-Chana Messinger

Girl Fight // Mismatch-Brian Smiley

Lady Luck // Misfortune-catGPT

Girl Math // Miscalculation-Hyperdiscogirl

Licorice // Whiskey on the Rocks-Brian Smiley

Sperm Bank // Nut Case-Michael Byun

Diet Coke // Light Blow-Rocket

Word Doc // Term Paper-S

Nofap // Anticlimax-Brian Smiley

Carton // Driveway-Brian Smiley

Street Smarts // GG-Dan Keys

Depth Charge // Bottom Dollar-Adam Scherlis

Class Action // Good Move-Rosie Campbell

Count On // Lord Over-Dan Keys

Work Break // Division of Labor-Elliot Teperman

Climax Community // Cumtown-Brian Smiley

Typescript // Keywords-Brian Smiley

About Time // Fight Night-Brian Smiley

Slaughterhouse // Hunting Lodge

Timeout // TikTok Ban

Clock Face // Tick Head-Elliot Teperman

Umpire // Aflame-Richard Ngo

Stopwatch // Wait and See-Brian Smiley

Metalhead // Iron Dome-Sam Rosen

Minor Key // Child Lock-Rob Miles, Toby

Unfurnished // Notable-Phillip Christoffersen, Toby

Massive L // Gigaflop-Daniel Filan

Medical Stitches // Docstring-Phillip Christoffersen

Spruce Up // Log Out-Sam Rosen

Swing State // Polyphase-Adam Scherlis

Tire Iron // Somniferous-Michael Byun

Power Set // Elite Group-Eli Rose

Juice Box // Gas Tank-Dan Keys

Unbothered // Debugged-Phillip Christoffersen

Bank run // Side hustle-Aric Floyd

Wild swerve // Locomotion-Brian Smiley

Minor correction // Juvenile detention-Chana Messinger

Birdwatcher // Eagle scout-ChatGPT

Bad boy // Junk mail-Nathan Young

Broken jaw // Smashmouth-Stephen Casper

Externalize // Out of sight-Drake Thomas

Chopped liver // Surgery survivor-Dan Keys

Quizzical // Testicle

Goose chase // Duck hunt-Stephen Casper

Public shaming // Celebrity crush-Aric Floyd

Rental car // Truculent-Nathan Young

Digits of pi // Finger food-Aric Floyd

Surgeon General // Dr. King-Aric Floyd

Cross-attention // Ford Focus

Father time // Parsec

First course // Intro class

Fruit flies // Applebees

Slam poetry // Punchlines

Holy roller // Dharma wheel-@gmbrighteyes

Detailed // Unfollowed-Jacob Falkovich

Dominos delivery // Lord's salvation-Jacob Falkovich

Eggnog // Transcranial-Jacob Falkovich

Fat chance // Vast fortune-Jacob Falkovich

Switchboard // Turntable-Jacob Falkovich

Alien species // Space race-Aric Floyd

Box cutter // Battleship-Aric Floyd

Business class // Work study-Aric Floyd

Case notes // Skin tones-Aric Floyd

Constructive criticism // Fine Wine-Aric Floyd

Digital copy // Cloud cover-Aric Floyd

Harmonies // Joint pain // Blunt trauma-Aric Floyd

Postcode // Afterword-Aric Floyd

Radiohead // Wave crest-Aric Floyd

Speed dating // Zoom meeting-Aric Floyd

Square off // Cell death-Aric Floyd

Stump speech // Small talk-Aric Floyd

Texas Hold-em // State capture-Aric Floyd

House fire // Cabin fever // Homesick-Aric Floyd, Drake Thomas

Babylon // Keep talking-Brian Smiley

Billboard // Congressional commitee-Brian Smiley

Breakfast // High speed crash-Brian Smiley

Check mark // Chess notation-Brian Smiley

Chest Muscle // Strongbox-Brian Smiley

Church organ // Body of Christ-Brian Smiley

Coke Zero // Drug free-Brian Smiley

Deadwood // Latent-Brian Smiley

Dollar sign // Price tag-Brian Smiley

Gas stop // Phil Parker-Brian Smiley

Landrover // Contental Drift-Brian Smiley

Latent Heat // Concealed firearm-Brian Smiley

Major depression // Grand Canyon-Brian Smiley

No judgement // Sanskrit-Brian Smiley

Ocean liner // Waterskin-Brian Smiley

Partial derivative // Fractionalized asset-Brian Smiley

Phoenix // Debt Cancellation-Brian Smiley

Profession // Public denouncement-Brian Smiley

Short positions // Low Places-Brian Smiley

Sincere // Hellfire-Brian Smiley

Soylent // I'm giving up-Brian Smiley

Stamp act // Tap dance-Brian Smiley

Stop sign // Countersignal-Brian Smiley

Street food // Nominally-Brian Smiley

Supply and demand // Give and take-Brian Smiley

Travel expenses // Venture capital-Brian Smiley

Turnout // Twistoff-Brian Smiley

Unsong // One-note-Brian Smiley

Windbreaker // Blown fuse-Brian Smiley

Value drift // Asset volatility // Cash flow-Brian Smiley, Phil Parker

Google Doc // WebMD-Chana Messinger

Rear admiral // Backseat driver-Chana Messinger

Sickness pay // Coffee-Chana Messinger

Dark matter // Midnight Mass-Dan Keys

Neighborhood watch // Local time-Dan Keys

Organic chemistry // Carbon dating-Dan Keys

Sporting goods // Virtue signaling-Dan Keys

Ballroom dance // Roundhouse kick-Drake Thomas

𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚑 // Significant digits-Drake Thomas

Karman line // Trucker convoy-Drake Thomas

Underwriting // Subtext-Katja Grace

Course correction // Curriculum learning-Miles Turpin

Fever pitch // Sick note-Nathan Young

Flattering // Dead wrong-Nathan Young

Rented room // Flatulent-Nathan Young

Reptile overlords // Queen Liz-Nathan Young

Spirited // Licorice-Nathan Young

Viewfinder // Seesaw-Nathan Young

Launch pad // Throw pillow-Phil Parker

IP theft // Synthesis-Richard Ngo

Multi-cooler // Maniac-Richard Ngo

Doublespeak // Duolingo-Ricki Heicklen

Word play // Talk show-Ricki Heicklen

Bank vault // Crypt o' currency-Ross Rheingans-Yoo

Heat sink // Hot tub-Ross Rheingans-Yoo

Annul // Alpha Zero // 10 // Unzip-Sam Marks

Wirehead // Transfer of power-Sam Marks

Collateral damage // Insurance fraud-Sam Rosen

Holy see // Divine vision-Sam Rosen

Large coffee // Fat Joe-Sam Rosen

Prolapse // Olympic run-Sam Rosen

Spectrometer // Graveyard-Sam Rosen

Subway // Low road // Underpass-Sam Rosen

Smash Bros // Fuckbuddies

Flower power // Vegemite-Sophia Brown

Cave bear // Concealed carry-Stephen Casper

Primrose path // Happy trail-Stephen Casper

Sheetpan // Flatbread-Stephen Casper

Star Wars // Solar flare-Stephen Casper

Blow job // Drug trade-Jacob Falkovich

Stocking stuffer // Tight Squeeze-Alex Young

Weed wacker // Drug bust-Aric Floyd

Deviled egg // Hellspawn

Lost Heart // Love is Blind-Peleg Shilo

Shotgun Wedding // Combined arms-Peleg Shilo

Headliner // Foreskin // Topsheet // Front-runner-Aric Floyd

Matchpoint // Date spot-Peleg Shilo

Pot pie // Weed brownie-Chana Messinger

Roughhousing // Broken home // Violent case // Rugged jacket-Rajashree Agrawal

Watery eye // Washed out perspective-Rajashree Agrawal

Instant noodle // Minute futzing-Rajashree Agrawal

Prima donna // First lady-Watson Ladd

Tight squeeze // Loving relationship-Chana Messinger

Dragon // Pullover-Jacob Falkovich

Neolithic // The One stone // Einstein-Jacob Falkovich

Eternal Father // Absolute motherfucker-Katja Grace

Status game arena // Level playing field-Jacob Falkovich

Pro bono // Competitive edge-Jacob Falkovich

Broadcast // Female company-Nathan Young

Funeral service // Rest mass-Aric Floyd

Drug Mule // Ass Crack-Sam Rosen

Limp bizkit // Unleavened bread-Stephen Casper

Stimulus package // Beat box-Stephen Casper

Drag performance // Smoke show-Sam Rosen, Skye Hersh

Queen mattress // Pillow princess-Stephen Casper

Meatloaf // Cockblock

Lingua Franca // French kissing-Stephen Casper

Executive function // Killer app-Dan Keys

Secular humanism // Catholic anthropology-Daniel Filan

San Diego // Beach body-Daniel Filan

Jet lag // Delayed flight-Daniel Filan

Mile // Personal failure-Daniel Filan

Homo Sapiens // The Gay Science-Daniel Filan

Homosexual agenda // Gay card-Linch Zhang

Handsy medics // Doctors without Borders-Chana Messinger

Road head // End of the drive-Chana Messinger

Photometer // Foot pic

Body language // Corporation

Beat your meat // Beef jerky

Fantastic bum // Assonine-Nathan Young

Little death // Micromort-Nathan Young

Martial art // Painted soldiers-Nathan Young

Mean girl // Mockingbird-Sam Rosen

Honour society // חברה קדישא

Sunken // Solar Science-Adam Scherlis

Hell hound // Hot dog-Eleanor

School shooting // Gang bang-Eleanor

American Art // Yankee Doodle-Jacob Falkovich

Watch Band // Timeframe-Chana Messinger

Lawsuit // Courtroom Attire-Chana Messinger

Neocon // Crime Novel-Michael Byun

Rap Battle // Hitbox-Robert Mushkatblat

Will Smith // Forge Ahead-Brian Smiley

Fastball // Hypersphere

Golden Curry // Auspices-Michael Byun

Astral Projection // Space Opera-Elliot Teperman

Anonymous sex // Filling in the blank