| Memo |
| 279 |
|
0:20 |
Nice try |
| 278 |
|
0:10 |
Gunna open a can of whoop ass |
| 277 |
|
0:27 |
Shout out to The File>New Show! |
| 276 |
|
0:05 |
Hello from Montreal |
| 275 |
|
0:09 |
Be excellent to each other |
| 274 |
|
0:06 |
Hello, hello, hellooOoo |
| 273 |
|
0:06 |
Are you coming home? |
| 272 |
|
0:07 |
Beep bop beep bop boop bop beep |
| 271 |
|
0:07 |
What’s the next Airbnb? |
| 270 |
|
0:03 |
Happy birthday stranger! |
| 269 |
|
0:08 |
You heard of that app called Klak? |
| 268 |
|
0:08 |
We’re going to Sacramento |
| 267 |
|
0:03 |
Hi Scott |
| 266 |
|
0:10 |
I love virtual assets |
| 265 |
|
0:08 |
And I like to do drawings |
| 264 |
|
0:12 |
Hope you have a good day! |
| 263 |
|
0:09 |
Rain makes me sad |
| 262 |
|
0:29 |
I do not feel like being micromanaged |
| 261 |
|
0:23 |
BeeeeeeeeEeeeEEeeeeeEEeeeeeep |
| 260 |
|
0:11 |
I’m looking at a bird poster right now |
| 259 |
|
0:07 |
Gimme some |
| 258 |
|
0:19 |
Never Gonna Give You Up |
| 257 |
|
0:27 |
Looking for “Dying for Krabby Patties” |
| 256 |
|
0:13 |
Happy late Easter |
| 255 |
|
0:06 |
Clearing the ol’ throat |
| 254 |
|
0:24 |
69 nice |
| 253 |
|
0:06 |
A salmon swam where?! |
| 252 |
|
0:13 |
Greetings from Mexico |
| 251 |
|
0:25 |
Hi Gabe, this is your wife |
| 250 |
|
0:21 |
Can you call me back, please? |
| 249 |
|
0:06 |
Hope she’s okay |
| 248 |
|
0:33 |
Telnet to bbs.iscabbs.com |
| 247 |
|
0:25 |
Morningtown Ride |
| 246 |
|
0:05 |
Tarzan’s first voicemail |
| 245 |
|
0:09 |
Lunch break quickie |
| 244 |
|
0:09 |
Hey, it’s Michael |
| 243 |
|
0:21 |
Hello my future girlfriend |
| 242 |
|
0:09 |
No AI here, just lil ol’ me |
| 241 |
|
0:05 |
Holo holo holo, YEWWW |
| 240 |
|
0:05 |
We’re no stranger to love |
| 239 |
|
0:06 |
Testing 123, testing, testing |
| 238 |
|
0:08 |
Bonjour! |
| 237 |
|
0:14 |
Smells like beef pastrami |
| 236 |
|
0:13 |
WassawassawassawasaaaAAAAAA |
| 235 |
|
0:40 |
I care about you, alright? |
| 234 |
|
0:08 |
Lookin’ forward to disco |
| 233 |
|
0:10 |
Wow, there’s way too many now |
| 232 |
|
0:04 |
I love popsicles |
| 231 |
|
0:09 |
Get farted on |
| 230 |
|
0:09 |
Hi, is anyone there? |
| 229 |
|
0:02 |
Hi, who are you? |
| 228 |
|
0:02 |
Hey, we did well today |
| 227 |
|
0:03 |
How you doinn? |
| 226 |
|
0:06 |
Sending a friendly OWOOOOOO |
| 225 |
|
0:15 |
Are you INSANE?! |
| 224 |
|
0:23 |
What is this? Do I leave a message? |
| 223 |
|
0:07 |
I’m the operator |
| 222 |
|
0:18 |
Debbie, please get your daughter |
| 221 |
|
0:12 |
Wishing you a safe road trip |
| 220 |
|
0:05 |
Ravioli ravioli |
| 219 |
|
0:08 |
Pete the diddler leaving a test |
| 218 |
|
0:04 |
YeEWW, have a bunch of voicemails |
| 217 |
|
0:06 |
Horses aren’t real |
| 216 |
|
0:06 |
Meow, meow, meow meow |
| 215 |
|
0:03 |
Hello |
| 214 |
|
0:08 |
Just want to say hi |
| 213 |
|
0:20 |
Just ringing about my appointment |
| 212 |
|
0:48 |
Taking a train to sleepytown junction |
| 211 |
|
0:05 |
Teenage mutant ninja turtles |
| 210 |
|
0:11 |
What? WhAAat?! Hiiii |
| 209 |
|
0:04 |
Hey, this is me |
| 208 |
|
0:05 |
We have too many comms channels |
| 207 |
|
0:16 |
Modem handshake |
| 206 |
|
0:06 |
Jar Jar Binks is a Sith |
| 205 |
|
0:13 |
Do you like vtubers? |
| 204 |
|
0:06 |
Thanks for creating this thing |
| 203 |
|
0:02 |
Gang activity |
| 202 |
|
0:10 |
Hello internet from London |
| 201 |
|
0:52 |
Strange animal noises |
| 200 |
|
0:04 |
Hello from Canada |
| 199 |
|
0:08 |
I’m calling for the man, dude |
| 198 |
|
0:08 |
Whistling a lil tune |
| 197 |
|
0:20 |
We missed you yesterday |
| 196 |
|
0:04 |
Hellowwwe |
| 195 |
|
0:39 |
Let’s get ice cream at the mall |
| 194 |
|
0:17 |
I would like 1 pepperoni slice |
| 193 |
|
0:11 |
Stop using my toothbrush |
| 192 |
|
0:08 |
Good morning, cheerio, bye |
| 191 |
|
0:21 |
The crow glistened in the sun |
| 190 |
|
0:08 |
Uhm, hello hello hello |
| 189 |
|
0:18 |
Boom chicha baoomm |
| 188 |
|
0:06 |
Michael from Vsauce |
| 187 |
|
0:09 |
Carlos ain’t here, man |
| 186 |
|
0:37 |
Dark cannot exist without light |
| 185 |
|
0:52 |
They fired me |
| 184 |
|
0:08 |
I love pastrami |
| 183 |
|
0:24 |
Bout to get back on the road |
| 182 |
|
0:19 |
Dropping a load off here |
| 181 |
|
0:15 |
Hello from Taiwan |
| 180 |
|
0:06 |
This is definitely a message |
| 179 |
|
0:05 |
Awooooyeahhh |
| 178 |
|
0:08 |
I totally got you |
| 177 |
|
0:12 |
Ah beep, ah beep beep |
| 176 |
|
0:03 |
You up? |
| 175 |
|
0:12 |
Just got outta jail, gimme a ring back |
| 174 |
|
0:21 |
Marana from California |
| 173 |
|
0:31 |
I need those library books back |
| 172 |
|
0:09 |
The moment I wake up |
| 171 |
|
0:13 |
Hi from Japan |
| 170 |
|
0:04 |
Uh… yeah |
| 169 |
|
0:09 |
I want to be freeeeee |
| 168 |
|
0:08 |
Long whimpering |
| 167 |
|
0:11 |
Mara, call me back |
| 166 |
|
0:10 |
I’ve never trusted Klingons |
| 165 |
|
0:04 |
Buy gold |
| 164 |
|
0:13 |
It’s the end and I feel fine |
| 163 |
|
0:06 |
You actually dropped your mom |
| 162 |
|
0:04 |
I’m glad I did it too |
| 161 |
|
0:04 |
You dropped your mom |
| 160 |
|
0:08 |
It’s not always about the UwU |
| 159 |
|
0:15 |
Just a friendly voicemail jingle |
| 158 |
|
0:15 |
Just don’t open it, okay? |
| 157 |
|
0:25 |
Keep your head in the game, man! |
| 156 |
|
0:45 |
Please add me back |
| 155 |
|
0:03 |
Regarding Bill O’Reilly |
| 154 |
|
0:03 |
I’m a real boy! |
| 153 |
|
0:05 |
This is my message after the beep |
| 152 |
|
0:12 |
I did not get the package |
| 151 |
|
0:06 |
Beeeep |
| 150 |
|
0:08 |
I am a stabbing robot |
| 149 |
|
0:04 |
I use Arch, btw |
| 148 |
|
0:28 |
There’s a weird smell |
| 147 |
|
0:21 |
Nissin instant noodles |
| 146 |
|
0:09 |
Man, you’ve got a lot of friends |
| 145 |
|
0:21 |
You ever looked up the rules for pool? |
| 144 |
|
0:07 |
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica |
| 143 |
|
0:11 |
Hello, are you still working? |
| 142 |
|
0:29 |
Oh, Better Far to Live and Die |
| 141 |
|
0:33 |
I accidentally hotboxed the apartment |
| 140 |
|
0:24 |
Where did I put my walnuts? |
| 139 |
|
0:05 |
Beep bop boop beep boop |
| 138 |
|
0:07 |
Here’s to a clear eclipse |
| 137 |
|
0:05 |
Where’s my car?? |
| 136 |
|
0:23 |
Yo dawg, what’s up, what’s happenin? |
| 135 |
|
0:14 |
Live from hacker’s town |
| 134 |
|
0:05 |
Press 1 to kindly… |
| 133 |
|
0:02 |
Testing again |
| 132 |
|
0:05 |
Um, yeah. What? Um |
| 131 |
|
0:03 |
Testing 1234 |
| 130 |
|
0:05 |
HlOo, hlo hlo |
| 129 |
|
0:13 |
Knock knock |
| 128 |
|
0:23 |
Sweetwater do be like that |
| 127 |
|
0:30 |
Going through a bit of a tough time |
| 126 |
|
0:26 |
Congratulations Shinji! |
| 125 |
|
0:06 |
Hey |
| 124 |
|
0:28 |
Happy birthday dear person |
| 123 |
|
0:30 |
I would also like some ice cream |
| 122 |
|
0:55 |
A very nice duet |
| 121 |
|
0:46 |
Drift Away |
| 120 |
|
0:39 |
We are all connected by the pyramids |
| 119 |
|
0:04 |
The truth is out there |
| 118 |
|
0:05 |
Four big guys |
| 117 |
|
0:04 |
MEowwwwwwwW |
| 116 |
|
0:20 |
A poem about geese 🪿 |
| 115 |
|
0:22 |
I hope that your life is full of life |
| 114 |
|
0:09 |
Greetings from México |
| 113 |
|
0:27 |
BeeP, BeeP, BeeP, BeeP |
| 112 |
|
0:07 |
Hey, how you doin? |
| 111 |
|
0:12 |
1-800-DEEZ-NUTS |
| 110 |
|
0:07 |
HelLO, how is yOUr day going? |
| 109 |
|
0:12 |
We should go out and get a beer |
| 108 |
|
0:05 |
Hey, hello everyone, goodbye |
| 107 |
|
0:04 |
Have a wonderful day |
| 106 |
|
0:18 |
Don’t worry about the cat food |
| 105 |
|
0:05 |
Testing, ciao |
| 104 |
|
0:07 |
Who’s ready to go? |
| 103 |
|
0:24 |
Calling for my Koolaid appointment |
| 102 |
|
0:05 |
Gimme one second |
| 101 |
|
0:03 |
Yo, what’s up? |
| 100 |
|
0:26 |
Twinkle twinkle, little star |
| 99 |
|
0:22 |
JavaScript is a fad |
| 98 |
|
0:10 |
It’s not the same river |
| 97 |
|
0:18 |
Do we need to talk today? |
| 96 |
|
0:09 |
Lenny Bruce is not afraid |
| 95 |
|
0:14 |
They say to live in the present |
| 94 |
|
0:13 |
Dingaling, clang clang |
| 93 |
|
0:21 |
Dialup in your area |
| 92 |
|
0:06 |
Yo dude, what’s up man? |
| 91 |
|
0:22 |
Something really funny happened |
| 90 |
|
0:20 |
Yo yo yo, this is super fresh |
| 89 |
|
0:25 |
Frisbee is a wonderful idea |
| 88 |
|
0:18 |
Can’t wait to toss the disc |
| 87 |
|
0:05 |
I love my cat, that is all |
| 86 |
|
0:15 |
Let’s work on an app together |
| 85 |
|
0:18 |
Calling about the thing |
| 84 |
|
0:15 |
New |
| 83 |
|
0:23 |
9^2 and not a bit more |
| 82 |
|
0:04 |
Hey, this is John |
| 81 |
|
0:09 |
Bad burrito, good brownie |
| 80 |
|
0:17 |
Paul the computer guy |
| 79 |
|
0:35 |
This is me calling from Mexico |
| 78 |
|
0:08 |
Banananananas |
| 77 |
|
0:08 |
Whazaaaaa!!! |
| 76 |
|
0:06 |
Been asking myself that for years |
| 75 |
|
0:08 |
Phil, we’ve got to go to the eclipse |
| 74 |
|
0:18 |
Calling for hair extensions |
| 73 |
|
0:18 |
Karl with a K in Hawaii |
| 72 |
|
0:10 |
In a dream I was a werewolf |
| 71 |
|
0:13 |
Testing 123 |
| 70 |
|
0:39 |
Dan wishes you a good night |
| 69 |
|
0:14 |
Hey, Ethan, It’s been a long time |
| 68 |
|
0:17 |
We keep trying to reach you |
| 67 |
|
0:07 |
The alternative that doesn’t track you |
| 66 |
|
0:26 |
ooooooOOOOOOooooooOOOOOoooo |
| 65 |
|
0:11 |
Hello, I love Italy |
| 64 |
|
0:07 |
Beautiful day in Tacoma, WA |
| 63 |
|
0:07 |
I just love it |
| 62 |
|
0:05 |
This is a test |
| 61 |
|
0:14 |
Need to find my C64 for this one |
| 60 |
|
0:03 |
Hehlowww |
| 59 |
|
0:02 |
PBPBPBPBpbpbbphhh |
| 58 |
|
0:15 |
Starting to feel pretty depressed |
| 57 |
|
0:07 |
That place I put that thing that time |
| 56 |
|
0:42 |
The 4th dimension phantom |
| 55 |
|
0:15 |
We’ve been trying to reach you |
| 54 |
|
0:47 |
Your application has been denied |
| 53 |
|
0:14 |
I will fix it |
| 52 |
|
0:10 |
Shhhh, keep it our little secret… |
| 51 |
|
0:15 |
Are you free to come out and play? |
| 50 |
|
0:12 |
Tell me, when will you be mine? |
| 49 |
|
0:17 |
Just a little tune on the guitar |
| 48 |
|
0:49 |
Now for the forecast |
| 47 |
|
1:15 |
I’m a complete catch |
| 46 |
|
0:06 |
Hello, and welcome to Moviephone! |
| 45 |
|
0:25 |
RE: Kids these days |
| 44 |
|
0:28 |
I am finally the popular kid |
| 43 |
|
0:30 |
Say hi! Say hello! |
| 42 |
|
0:24 |
I would love to go for frisbee later |
| 41 |
|
0:14 |
It’s driving me nuts |
| 40 |
|
0:17 |
Salutations, much love |
| 39 |
|
0:12 |
Please leave a message after ??? |
| 38 |
|
0:07 |
David Attenborough is THE best |
| 37 |
|
0:04 |
What’s up? |
| 36 |
|
0:05 |
Oh, oh my god |
| 35 |
|
0:07 |
Stephen, get off the damn phone |
| 34 |
|
0:49 |
I miss those days too |
| 33 |
|
0:14 |
Happy birthday to me |
| 32 |
|
0:04 |
Ooooaaaaaaahhhhhhh |
| 31 |
|
0:12 |
Who’s boop? Is this beep? |
| 30 |
|
0:04 |
Hello~o~o~o~o |
| 29 |
|
0:49 |
A blast from the past |
| 28 |
|
0:05 |
Hellooo |
| 27 |
|
0:02 |
Something about a child? |
| 26 |
|
0:19 |
Wear proper glasses for the eclipse! |
| 25 |
|
0:16 |
It’s Dan again |
| 24 |
|
0:19 |
I’m Dan and I’m just great <==3 |
| 23 |
|
0:06 |
Very cool |
| 22 |
|
0:18 |
Whistling a tune |
| 21 |
|
0:55 |
Kids these days |
| 20 |
|
0:13 |
??? |
| 19 |
|
0:20 |
Animals are cool, I like animals |
| 18 |
|
0:08 |
Your refrigerator is running |
| 17 |
|
0:06 |
Farewell, toodle-too |
| 16 |
|
0:08 |
Hello world, this is a message |
| 15 |
|
0:07 |
Welcome to planet Earth |
| 14 |
|
0:34 |
I mean like really steep stairs |
| 13 |
|
0:02 |
Heheh |
| 12 |
|
0:12 |
Never stop loving yourself, bitch! |
| 11 |
|
0:41 |
Hoping for a tornado in a far off field |
| 10 |
|
0:03 |
Hack the planet! |
| 9 |
|
0:35 |
This is Jacob calling about your colon |
| 8 |
|
0:28 |
It’s 1994 calling, things are extreme! |
| 7 |
|
0:40 |
Greetings from the Black Sea coast |
| 6 |
|
0:15 |
Tonight I went fishing |
| 5 |
|
0:43 |
Happy Easter, Jesus |
| 4 |
|
0:58 |
Thank you to Ellie |
| 3 |
|
0:23 |
Check out Blue Skies Over Alaska |
| 2 |
|
1:23 |
Boy, am I overwhelmed |
| 1 |
|
1:01 |
Yooooo, I LOVE you dude |