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By Xah Lee. Date: .
An Eulogy to Pretty Home Page
- hum why u hate php
- php was great.
- one of the greatest pop lang.
- because, it never did the elitism fuck of langs, such as c cpp python java with jargons and esoteric fake comp sci stuff
- happened with c cpp. python, java, lisp, scheme lisp, haskell.
- all these skums
- elite in their each way.
- c cpp r fuckheads, thinking they r real man with memory and compilers and stuff. bit diddlers classic.
- java literature n talk r filled with oop lalaland. thinking oop is the final solution for humanity.
- perl is a lil scam riding on unix slops.
- python is a fuckhead. they r comp R us. they think they r comp sci. guido is a rigid indignant pretentiousness.
- lisp, maybe great in 80s. but since 90s, they r pompous assholes, think they are god in prog langs.
- scheme, is little niche who think they r the most beautiful on earth. going nowhere anytime.
- haskell since 2010 r filled with know-nothingers who just learned one plus one.
PHP and JavaScript Brought About Functional Programing to the Coding Industry
PHP and JavaScript, are most responsible for spreading functional programing to the non-professional coders, during the decade 2000 to 2010.PHP, because it has nothing but simple functions, out of pratical simple-mindedness. Every computation you do is just call a function. Human understanding became supreme priority by chance.
no object, no method, no inheritance, no instance, no enumeration, no iterators, no namespace, no lambda, no predicate, no REPL, no list comprehension, no monad, no closure, no currying, no tail recursion, no homoiconicity, no macro, no polyfill. No academic or industrial mumble jumble spread by priests.
JavaScript, spread functional programing during y2k decade is due to Douglas Crockford, the creator of JSON, and his book JavaScript the Good Parts. He brought out the scheme lisp nature in JavaScript to the web monkeys.